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Troll Toll was a song written for The Nightman Cometh by Charlie Kelly.

It was performed by Dennis Reynolds, Frank Reynolds, and Mac. During rehearsals, Frank keeps singing the word "soul" so that it sounds like the word "hole", so that the lines end up sounding like "You gotta pay the Troll Toll/If you wanna get into that boy's hole." Charlie tries to teach Frank to sing it differently, but even when Frank sings the song in the show, it still sounds like he's saying "boy's hole." During the episode 'The Nightman Cometh', Frank sings this song straight through normally, however during rehearsal and the Live Nightman Cometh show, he performs in a swung tempo.

This song was written by Cormac Bluestone & Charlie Day.

Lyrics[]

The Troll (spoken over music): You came at the right time.
The Nightman: Is he sleeping?
The Troll: Yes! He's sleeping right over there! Just the way you like 'em! Did you bring the toll?
The Nightman: Confound your lousy toll, troll! Hsssssssssssssss!
Troll:
You gotta pay the Troll Toll
If you wanna get into that boy's hole
You gotta pay the Troll Toll
To get in!
You want the baby boy's hole
You gotta pay the Troll Toll
You gotta pay the Troll Toll
To get in!
Troll Toll!
Lead Boy: What'd you say?!
Troll: Troll Toll!
The Nightman: Hey Hey Hey!
Troll: Troll Toll.
The Nightman: Here's your toll, troll!
The Troll: Your boy awaits!
The Nightman: At last the boy's soul is mine!
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