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"The Gang Group Dates"
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Season Ten, Episode Two
Writer Glen Howerton, Charlie Day, Rob McElhenney
Director Richie Keen
Air Date January 21, 2015

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"The Gang Group Dates" is the second episode of the tenth season of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

The Gang turns Paddy's into an internet group-dating hub by using an app called "Bunchers". Dennis becomes obsessed with his ever-decreasing date rating. Charlie, Mac, and Frank team up and hone their group dating skills and eventually almost get to the point where they aren't scaring women away.

Recap Edit

Dee brags about her new boyfriend that she met on a Buncher. The Gang decides to host the group dating event Buncher at Paddy's to make money and so Dennis can show his system to Mac and Charlie, who admits to struggling to close the deal with the Waitress. Frank thinks it'll end in an orgy.

Dennis attempts to prep Charlie and Mac for their triple date but Charlie brings cheese and neither understand the lie about a dog he attempts to tell. The women arrive and the date goes awkwardly. Dennis botches his own date and Charlie accidentally reveals he has a system, causing the women to move closer to Mac and Charlie.

Dee's "boyfriend" arrives for a Buncher and Dee dumps him. Later that night Dee rates her former "boyfriend" zero stars on Raters. Frightened of the concept, Dennis sees he only has one star while Mac and Charlie have two stars.

Dennis begins going on triple dates by himself but his obsession with his rating severely throws him off his game. Dee uses Sparkers to meet an attractive spinal surgeon and gets him drunk before taking him home. She continues to take lots of men home and rates them one star. She tells Dennis about her D.E.E. system, which drives him further into a rage. He moves to single dates but continues his downward spiral due to his half-star rating.

Frank, Charlie and Mac discuss appropriate conversation topics in Paddy's office. They decide to blow a whistle if a date goes poorly. Their first date ends after three words. They participate in several more and their skills improve, even if they are telling nothing but lies.

Dennis destroys all his homemade sex tapes and meets the Waitress at Guigino's for lunch. He gives her a promise ring in exchange for a five star review but she doesn't have "the online" so he finally snaps, deciding he doesn't need women's opinion of him anymore. He returns to Paddy's and scares off Frank, Charlie, and Mac's Butcher just after Frank announced his cock ring fell off.

They realize the only people in the bar are dudes looking to hang out with Dee. She believes it is because they are desperate for reviews but in reality they just want to bang her, as she has become locally known as a "whore that bangs everyone."

Everyone is dejected but Dennis motivates everyone by reminding them that acceptance and companionship are overrated and the only thing that matters is the delusional lies they tell themselves. Upon hearing he has reached zero stars Dennis freaks out and smashes Frank's phone.

Recurring Roles Edit

Guest Stars Edit

  • Jareb Dauplaise as Tom
  • Nick Gehlfuss as Sean
  • Andy Ridings as Ryan

Trivia Edit

Images Edit

Quotes Edit

Mini-Charlie Kelly   I don’t have any cats, but I sure do enjoy them.

 


 

Mini-Dennis Reynolds   I'm a five star man!

 


 

Mini-Dee Reynolds   Why my father is talking to me with a cinch around his penis is beyond my grasp.

 


 

Unknown Man to Dee   Aren't you the whore who bangs everybody?

 


 

Mini-Frank Reynolds   Let's just start with our names. Hi, I'm Frack. Shit. *blows whistle*

 


 

Mini-Mac   So there's this dago fisherman...

 


 

Mini-Dennis Reynolds   I think I know what's happening here. Guys, we've lost sight in what's truly important. You can't derive your self worth from the opinions of others. No, you get your self worth when you convince yourself that you're tough, and that you're straight.
I am tough!   Mini-Mac
Mini-Dennis Reynolds   Sure, yes. Absolutely. Or that you have got a shot with a woman who we've all banged but who hates you.
Right, you're saying that I'm getting closer. Nice, I got a shot.   Mini-Charlie Kelly
Mini-Dennis Reynolds   Yeah, you're getting close buddy. You'll get there. Or that you, that your penis could ever possibly remain erect for more than a couple of seconds, even with a cock ring on. Or that you are a powerful woman instead of a dirty, dirty whore who bangs toad people. Now guys, guys, guys, your true power comes not from outside sources but from the delusional stories that you all convince yourselves of. And no one - no one - can take that away from you.


Season 10 Episodes
  1. "The Gang Beats Boggs"
2. "The Gang Group Dates"
3. "Psycho Pete Returns"
4. "Charlie Work"
5. "The Gang Spies Like U.S."
6. "The Gang Misses the Boat"
7. "Mac Kills His Dad"
8. "The Gang Goes on Family Fight"
9. "Frank Retires"
10. "Ass Kickers United: Mac and Charlie Join a Cult"

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