Dayman was Charlie Kelly's second serious attempt at writing music following The Nightman. It was inspired by Dennis ripping down Charlie's curtains (which Charlie had closed so he could live in "a world of darkness" while huffing silver spray paint). When performed by Dennis and Charlie, the crowd at Paddy's booed, called it gay, and threw food and drinks at Dennis at Charlie. ("Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person")

Charlie later adapted it for his musical The Nightman Cometh, where it was performed by Dennis, Dee, Mac, and Frank.

Lyrics

The Princess: You defeated the evil that was here.

The Dayman: Naturally! For I am the Dayman!

The Princess: You once were a boy and now you are a man and I am in love with you.

The Dayman: That's right. And now I am in love with you.

The Dayman and The Princess:

Dayman (ah-ah-ah)

Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah)

Champion of the Sun (ah-ah-ah)

You're a Master of Karate

and friendship

For Everyone

The Dayman, The Princess, The Nightman, and The Troll:

Dayman (ah-ah-ah)

Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah)

Champion of the Sun! (ah-ah-ah)

You're a Master of Karate

And Friendship

For Everyone

Dayman (ah-ah-ah)

Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah)

Champion of the Sun (ah-ah-ah)

You're a Master of Karate

And Friendship

For Everyone!

Dayman!