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"Sweet Dee Gets Audited" is the fourth episode of the seventh season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

While Dee tries to weasel her way out of an IRS audit, the guys set up a new (and, they say, democratic) way of running Paddy's.

Recap

11:15AM on a Thursday

Charlie, Mac, and Dennis complain about the run-down state of the bar while Dee rides in on a new Vespa. She informs them she has claimed her $30,000 from being a surrogate mother and that she is scamming the IRS by claiming the baby as a dependent.

Later, at her apartment, an IRS agent shows up for an audit. Dee manages to sneak away on her Vespa. At Paddy's, the three boys decide to approach Frank to demand some more control over the bar. The decide that they will run the bar democratically and not let emotion get in the way of reason. As they discuss the first item of business -- a dead dog in the alley -- Charlie breaks and yells that he wants a funeral. They agree on a compromise and move on to the second -- the size of lime slices. They vote and end in a 2-2 tie, so Mac and Charlie find Dee to help.

Charlie mocking Christ

Alternate take (from regular Episode promo)

Dee agrees to help if they can arrange to have a baby to fool the IRS agent. They agree and form the "Pickle Party", which chooses pickles over limes of any size. Dennis and Frank raise the next issue -- having a crucifix in the bar or not. While Charlie, who is greatly opposed, and Mac, who is strongly for the crucifix, argue Dennis asks Frank to be let into the financial action that he is running on the bar. Frank tells him that he has been scamming the IRS by using fake companies to shell around their profits. Dennis informs Frank that he has an empty hole in his heart that is only filled by money, fake power, and women.

Charlie and Mac pull Dee away from her meeting with the IRS agent to settle the question about the crucifix. There, she reveals to Frank and Dennis that she is being audited. Afraid the IRS will catch on to Paddy's, Dennis urges them to stage a funeral for Dee's fictional baby Barnabas Reynolds, to get the agent off their trail.

Heavy stuff

Heavy stuff

At the funeral, which is held in Paddy's, Frank gives a eulogy about his fake cola shell corporation. Dennis blows chili powder in Dee's eyes to make her cry, but she can't make it through her eulogy before her eyes start bleeding. When Dennis' eulogy is about cola as well, Mac and Charlie discover his and Frank's plan in the office. They return to the funeral to call them out by flipping over the coffin which they believe is full of rocks. The dump it over and out falls the dog carcass from the alley.

The IRS auditor leaves and the gang decides to return to their old time-trusted method of running the bar: highly emotional yelling to see who can be loudest.

Guest Stars

  • Kim Hawthorne as Susan (IRS agent)

Trivia

Wolf Cola

Dennis' business card "from a place of power"

Quotes

Mini-Dennis Reynolds   We're going to have a daily meeting where we will discuss all bar matters. Emotion will be suppressed and reason will prevail...
Reason Will Prevail!   Mini-Mac
Mini-Charlie Kelly   Reason Will Prevail!

 


 

Mini-Frank Reynolds   I was COMPROMISING.

 


 

Mini-Charlie Kelly   What's- What's going on in here? Are you having another baby?

 


 

Mini-Dennis Reynolds   You see, Frank, you might not know this, but you need me. People don't trust you, Frank - you're a piece of shit. And you're ugly. And you ooze sleaze, and you're very, very ugly...

 


 

Mini-Mac   Dee, calm down, calm down. You are so emotional right now...
And so wet, too.   Mini-Charlie Kelly

 


 

Mini-Dennis Reynolds   (to Frank) And I know what's important to you is money and power, but I don't want real power, because with real power comes real responsibility, and I don't want any of that shit. I just want the money. And the illusion of power. And puss.

 


 

Mini-Frank Reynolds   This is dark.
Darkest thing we've ever done.   Mini-Dennis Reynolds
Season 7 Episodes
  1. "Frank's Pretty Woman"
2. "The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore"
3. "Frank Reynolds' Little Beauties"
4. "Sweet Dee Gets Audited"
5. "Frank's Brother"
6. "The Storm of the Century"
7. "Chardee MacDennis: The Game of Games"
8. "The ANTI-Social Network"
9. "The Gang Gets Trapped"
10. "How Mac Got Fat"
11. "Thunder Gun Express"
12. "The High School Reunion"
13. "The High School Reunion, Part 2: The Gang's Revenge"
 

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