|"Reynolds vs. Reynolds: The Cereal Defense"|
|Season Eight, Episode Ten|
|Writer||Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton & Rob McElhenney|
|Air Date||December 20, 2012|
"Reynolds vs. Reynolds: The Cereal Defense" is the tenth and final episode of the eighth season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Court is in session at Paddy's Pub as Frank and Dennis present their cases to the rest of The Gang (with Dee and Charlie serving as lawyers and Mac as judge/bailiff), resulting in a verdict that will change their lives FOREVER... but not really.
10:19 AM, On a Friday, Philadelphia, PA
Frank is instructed by a motivational self-help tape recorded by Charlie to help with his driving. The tape replays once over again, irritating Charlie. Meanwhile, Dennis is eating a bowl of cereal in his Jeep and listening to a gardening segment on KPFN Radio. Dennis calls the talk show host "a dumb bitch" seconds before Frank crashes into him, resulting in the bowl flung out of Dennis' hand and to splatter all over the interior. At the bar, Mac tries to win Charlie's approval of genetic mutations adapted from comic books to the real world through evolution. While the duo argue with Dee, Frank and Dennis begin to start their argument walking in. Dennis tells his side of the story of what happened this morning. The gang keeps arguing until Frank opens his side of the story with Dennis eating a bowl of cereal. Dennis, on the other hand, threatens to take Frank to court and sue him. Dee disagrees by recalling a series of bench warrants of sexual misconduct and list of unregistered guns in Frank's car.
When the fake trial is set at the bar, the gang argue who's the defendant to imply if who's guilty. Mac comes in with a "trial meter", a board where the gang moves their gavel to each side of the board to represent the events of what happened. Mac wants to be the judge/bailiff and Dennis disagrees, resulting in Frank to be called to the stand, where Charlie reveals he was taken to a mental institution. Dennis tricks Frank with a glass of wine by spilling it all over his shirt and demonstrates the events of what happened. Frank was at a dead stop when Frank took a sip, resulting in Charlie to side with Dennis. But Mac states that Frank knew the risk, so if Frank is by default for the first sip, Dennis is at fault in the car, causing Charlie to reside with Frank and Mac.
Dee later calls Mac to the stand and questions him if he could evolve a superhuman race of strongmen through genetic mutation and Mac confirms he that evolution is a "load of bull crap", causing Frank to withhold a recess. Frank drags Mac to his office, where they come up a with a plan where Mac believes in evolution, but three hours later, Mac shows with another "trial meter" board that evolution is a lie, representing God on the right and evolution on the left. After a series of arguments, Mac demonstrates a representative meeting where "Science is a Liar (sometimes)", showing a pattern where Aristotle, Galileo, and Isaac Newton, are total bitches for their theories to be proven wrong [sometimes], resulting in Dennis to call the trial insane and calls a Mac a fool. Dennis also states that Mac is wasting his time researching a bunch of guys he never met and takes them "upon faith" where they disprove their theories incorrectly. Mac retaliates by saying the same thing to confuse Dennis and pressures him to answer the question. Dennis says yes (but wasn't ready to answer the question) and the gang move their crucifixes on the left.
The gang move back to the cereal trial where Charlie votes for Frank and Dee votes for Dennis. Dee states they're nowhere with the trial when Mac moves his gavel to the fence, so the gang take the trial to the streets. Dennis and Mac drive to his apartment and back to the bar and Frank drives Dee and Charlie to their place at back, but Frank is still paying for the damages. In Dennis' car, Mac tries to get Dennis to admit that he was swayed by evolution a little bit. Dennis is interrupted when Frank crashes into him twice. Frank and Charlie blame Dee for interrupting Charlie while he was giving directions. Dee goes crazy and threatens to propose a trial and against herself and Charlie, then the others disagree and head back to the bar, leaving Dee to walk alone.
- Seth Coltan as Man
- The plot of this season finale was revealed on 27th August , almost four months before its airdate.
- Here's a photo from the set of this episode: "The Gang with the lucky fan".
- Back in Season Five, there was an episode with The Gang at actual court. ("The World Series Defense")
- Charlie has been considering himself to potentially be an accomplished lawyer since 03x10.
- Mac began to wear Tommy Bahama shirts back in "Frank's Pretty Woman". Including this episode, he also wears the shirts in 08x04 and 08x06.
|—||“Let's begin with my opening statement, if I could. First off: who is the defendant in this matter?”|
|“That's not a statement.”||—|
|—||“Alright, well, irregardless, I would like to know, as Frank's lawyer who I am persecuting and who I am defending.”|
|—||“I will scratch everybody's eyes out of their sockets!”|
|—||“One might even call it... donkey brained.”|
|—||“It means to have the brains of a donkey, or a donkey type creature.”|
|—||“Mac, do you believe that you could create a super-human race of strongmen through genetic mutation and evolution?”|
|—||“Rock, flag, and eagle. Right Charlie?”|
|“He's got a point.”||—|
|—||“Isaac Newton was born and blow's everybody's nips off with his big brains.”|
|Season 8 Episodes|
| 1. "Pop-Pop: The Final Solution"|
2. "The Gang Recycles Their Trash"
3. "The Maureen Ponderosa Wedding Massacre"
4. "Charlie and Dee Find Love"
5. "The Gang Gets Analyzed"
| 6. "Charlie's Mom Has Cancer"|
7. "Frank's Back in Business"
8. "Charlie Rules the World"
9. "The Gang Dines Out"
10. "Reynolds vs. Reynolds: The Cereal Defense"