Poppins is Mac's family dog. He seems to be invincible, since he is over 20 years old and often leaves home for months at a time but always returns.

Appearances

• Season Six: Mac's Mom Burns Her House Down
• Season Seven: The High School Reunion (mentioned only)

Quotes

Charlie: Yeah, that dog's nasty, man. He was, like, coughing the whole way over here. He ate a couple cigarette butts of the ground. He's got a wheeze. He might have emphysema, man.

Mac: Oh, that's entirely possible. Yeah, it wouldn't slow him down though. He's a survivor. He would disappear for months, but he would always come home.

Season Six, Mac's Mom Burns Her House Down

Frank: Dog looks like a gargoyle.

Dee: Yeah. He smells like piss. Does it- Oh, uh-oh. Is he dying?

Dennis: No, no, no - he's fine. By the way, you're gonna want to keep him away from that cream, too, 'cause he'll eat that shit. Yeah, he ate a whole bottle of shampoo at our apartment earlier. He loves shit like that.

Dee: Wow. Sounds great. Thanks for bringing him over, yeah.

Dennis: Yeah... He's a great dog. He's a great dog!

Season Six, Mac's Mom Burns Her House Down

Adriano Calvanese: Didn't you also give everybody ringworm?

Mac: No. No! That was a rumor! I only gave ringworm to Charlie. I got it from my dog Poppins, and then Charlie and I were wrestling every day because we were trying out for the wrestling team, and then, you know, we just sort of passed it back and forth.

Season Seven, The High School Reunion