Charlie's Ballad is a song that Charlie wrote as a surprise ending to his musical The Nightman Cometh. He hoped it would convince The Waitress to marry him, but it failed. [4x13] The ballad is different in the Live version of The Nightman Cometh.
This song was written by Cormac Bluestone & Charlie Day.
Lyrics[]
- I was that little boy,
- That little baby boy was me.
- I once was a boy,
- but now I am a man.
- I fought The Nightman, lived as Dayman,
- now I'm here to ask for your hand,
- so if you want to marry man,
- will you marry me?
- Will you come on stage and join me,
- in this thing called matrimony?
- Please say yes and do not bone me.
- Please just marry me!
Lyrics in the Live Show[]
- I was that little boy,
- That little baby boy was me.
- I once was a boy,
- but now I am a man.
- I fought The Nightman, lived as Dayman,
- now I'm here to ask for your hand,
- so if you want to marry man,
- will you marry me?
- Will you come on stage and join me,
- in this thing called matrimony?
- Please say yes and do not bone me.
- Please just marry...!
- Won't you come on stage and join me,
- in this thing I call matrimony?!
- Now! Please say yes and don't bone me!
- Why don't you marry, why don't you marry!
- (Harmonica Instrumental)
- So come on stage!
- And don't say no!
- And please say yes and please don't fucking bone me!
- Why don't you marry me?