"It's Nature, Shit Happens" is a song written by Mac to explain his character's horrible behaviour in Charlie's musical The Nightman Cometh.
[4x13]
Entrance[]
"Yeah, that's right - I'm the Nightman. But I'm not just a "bad guy", alright? I wrote a little song so you can understand ME a little bit more better. Goes with a something like this... " (turns his back)
Lyrics[]
- Some people are born skinny, some people are born fat
- Some people are born EVIL WITH THE EYES OF A CAT...
- It's nature, shit happens
- There's nothing you can do!
- For what made Jeffrey Dahmer tick
- or Hitler hate the Jews?
- It's nature, shit happens
- There's nothing to be done.
- Pol Pot commited "genocide",
- but Vader killed for fun, fun!..
- Why does everybody hate me?
- When will it all pass?
- I'm going to bend over,
- so you can kiss my... BALLS!
- It's nature, shit happens!
- God made me what I am
- Just like Charlie Manson, Michael Moore of Son of Sam!
- It's nature, shit happens
- I'm not trying to be coy!
- That's just the way God made me, bitches...
- THAT'S WHY I SODOMIZED THAT BOY!!!
Afterwards[]
"Cobra Kai! Uhh!.. Ho-ho, I put that song in a body bag!"
Notes[]
- This song was cut out of the 4th Season finale (but it used in the live performances of the musical
of the same name). - Mac's exclamation "Cobra Kai!" - it's a reference for "The Karate Kid" movie
External links[]
- YouTube (1)
- YouTube (2) [deleted scene - at the end]