Wikia

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Wiki

Hundred Dollar Baby

374pages on
this wiki
Talk0

"Hundred Dollar Baby" is the fifth episode of the second season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Frank trains Dee for a boxing match against the daughter of his old boxing foe. Meanwhile, Dennis and Mac train Charlie for an underground fighting ring.

Recap

What am I saying

11:30 PM on a Tuesday

As the gang walks down the street, they argue whether Rocky or Million Dollar Baby is the best movie of all time. A meth head holds them up with a knife. The boys run, leaving Dee behind. She decides to start taking boxaerobics to increase her self-defense skills. Frank offers to teach her real boxing instead.

At the gym, Frank and Dee are pestered by Frank's old boxing nemesis Bobby Thunderson and his daughter Brianna. Frank pushes Dee to the limit and after seeing little improvement, Dee begins heavily taking steroids. She goes toe-to-toe with Brianna and they agree to box to determine the best boxer.

Meanwhile, Dennis and Mac discover the underworld culture of fight clubs. They realize they know a guy who could take a beating and make them some money - Charlie. They begin training him to take a beating by throwing trashcans at him and breaking things over his back. Charlie begins taking Dee's steroids to get stronger.

The day of both fights, Dee runs out of pills. Charlie and her begin to fight in the street due to their roid rage. They chase a man down and are arrested, missing their fights. Mac must fight a skinny boy otherwise he and Dennis would lose $500. He gets his ass kicked and when the meth head holds them up again, Dennis reveals that he bet against Mac and made a lot of money.

Frank, meanwhile, offers to box Bobby to reclaim his honor. He swings before the count, knocking Bobby out. Frank joy turns to panic as he watches Bobby knock into Brianna who falls, breaking her neck on a fallen stool. He screams "Holy shit!" and flees.

Alliances

Guest Stars

  • Eddie Mekka as Bobby Thunderson
  • Jessie Ward as Brianna
  • Jason Van Over as Mugger
  • Katie Kreisler Black as Shady Woman
  • Dan Ponce as Marco
  • Sean Twomey as Bookmaker
  • Cynthia Harmon as Blonde Bombshell

Trivia

  • "You're the Best" by Joe Esposito (from The Karate Kid soundtrack) plays during Dee and Charlie's work out up on steroids.
  • Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata" plays during the closing credits.
  • Frank's nickname as a boxer was "Franky Fast Hands".
  • This episode is a parody of the movie Million Dollar Baby starring Hilary Swank, Clint Eastwood, and Morgan Freeman.
  • The original title for "Hundred Dollar Baby" was scheduled to be "Sweet Dee Takes Steroids," but it was changed to be a play on words of the movie Million Dollar Baby.
  • A boom mic is visible on the top of the screen, just after Frank says "Holy shit" in the end of the episode.
  • At about 4:00, the shoulder pad of Dee's sporting bag flips over every time the camera angle changes.

Quotes

Mini-Dee Reynolds   Oh my god that's an annoying sound he makes.

 


 

Mini-Frank Reynolds   You're going to take all that weight on your neck. Then you're going to jam your legs down and hyper-extend your ankles, and then shoot back up and lock your knees in place.
Not one of those things sounds right to me. At all.   Mini-Dee Reynolds

 


 

Mini-Charlie Kelly   Hey Mac! Get a chair! Smash it on my back!

 


 

Brianna   You look like a Holocaust victim in pageant makeup.
I will eat your babies, bitch!   Mini-Dee Reynolds
Brianna   Bring it!
Nobody's eating anybody's babies.   Mini-Frank Reynolds
Bobby   You looking to spar, little girl?
No, no fight. She's not ready.   Mini-Frank Reynolds
Mini-Dee Reynolds   I'm ready, let me eat her babies.

 


 

Mini-Frank Reynolds   You're not ready for this fight, you're not...
Oh, I have an idea, dad! Why don't you shut your fat little monkey face, and hold the bag?!   Mini-Dee Reynolds

 


 

Mini-Dee Reynolds   Yes dad, I know the fight is in a few hours alright! I'm trying to find my goddamn headband! Is that okay? Is that okay with you?!! If I find my headband before I come down there, is that alright with you dad? Jesus!!! Why didn't we get the orange one like I said, this might as well be goddamn camouflage!!! Oooooh goood!!! Are you happy now?!!! I just punched a hole in my Wall!!!!

 


 

Bookmaker   What's your fighter's name?
Clown baby.   Mini-Dennis Reynolds
Bookmaker   Clown baby? You mean like a baby clown?
Not a baby clown, a clown baby- it's like a baby- it's like a clown that is a baby.   Mini-Dennis Reynolds

 


 

Mini-Dee Reynolds   I am going to punch a hole through your face!
I'd like to see you try that.   Mini-Charlie Kelly


Season 2 Episodes
  1. "Charlie Gets Crippled"
2. "The Gang Goes Jihad"
3. "Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare"
4. "Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom"
5. "Hundred Dollar Baby"
6. "The Gang Gives Back"
7. "The Gang Exploits A Miracle"
8. "The Gang Runs for Office"
 9. "Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass"
10. "Dennis and Dee Get a New Dad"
 

Around Wikia's network

Random Wiki