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5x8 Dick Towel 1

"Tight Buns" Side

5x8 Dick Towel 2

"Huge Cock" Side

5x8 Dick Towel 3

"Tiny Bird" Side

The Dick Towel is a towel with a penis on the front and an ass on the back, created by Mac in the episode "Paddy's Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens."

The towel actually shows two different dicks on it: it can be turned one way to show a "big monster cock", and then flipped around the other way to show a "baby dick."

Season Five

In an attempt to make money and have a product to show off at a merchandising convention, the Gang creates products to sell in the bar; Mac creates the Dick Towel. ("Paddy's Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens")

Season Six

Despite a contract/restraining order against the ownership to, The Gang successfully made $2500 from which they use to buy a boat in "The Gang Buys a Boat".


Mac also creates a website for the Dick Towel. This can be found at A Dick Towel hat ($9.99), shirt ($14.99), and the towel itself ($19.99), can be bought on the website. The Dick Towel comes in two versions, white and black.


  • According to Mac, there should be a YELLOW version of Dick Towel for Asians.


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