"Tight Buns" Side
"Huge Cock" Side
"Tiny Bird" Side
The Dick Towel is a towel with a penis on the front and an ass on the back, created by Mac in the episode "Paddy's Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens."
The towel displays two different dicks on it, and can be turned one way to show a "big monster cock", and flipped around the opposite way to show a "baby dick."
Season Five[]
In an attempt to make money and have a product to show off at a merchandising convention, the Gang creates products to sell in the bar; Mac creates the Dick Towel. [5x8]
Season Six[]
Despite a contract/restraining order against the ownership to dicktowel.com, The Gang successfully made $2,500 from dicktowel.com, which is used to purchase a boat in "The Gang Buys a Boat".
Trivia[]
- Mac creates a website to sell Dick Towels, which is still active and can be found at dicktowel.com. A Dick Towel hat, shirt, and the towel itself, can be purchased through the website.
- The Dick Towel appears in the game, It’s Always Sunny: Gang Goes Mobile as a scheme card.
