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Charlie Kelly
Season 7 - Charlie
Portrayed by Charlie Day
Alias "Greenman"
"The Wild Card"
"Dirtgrub"
"Hoss Bonaventure"
"Clown Baby"
"Gingerbread Man"
Family Bonnie Kelly
Jack Kelly
Frank Reynolds
Relationship The Waitress (one sided on his side)
Frank Reynolds (ex-husband)
Stacy Corvelli (loss of virginity)
Ruby Taft (ex-girlfriend)
Deandra Reynolds (Lover)
Birthday 1976
Job Janitor at Paddy's Pub
Images of Charlie Kelly
Charlie Kelly Quotes

Charlie Kelly is the janitor of Paddy's Pub. He is a member of the Gang that works at the bar, and is considered the "wild card" of the group. Charlie has been best friends with Mac since childhood. He shares an apartment with Frank Reynolds, who is very likely his biological father.

At one point Charlie was a co-owner of Paddy's Pub, but he sold most of his shares to Dennis and Mac for, among other things, half a sandwich. ("The Gang Sells Out") The most tedious and disgusting janitorial tasks at the bar are referred to as Charlie Work, even when Charlie is temporarily spared from performing them.

Charlie is known for his illiteracy, his habit of slipping into a variety of characters for his various schemes, and his never ending obsession with The Waitress. Although he is by most respects the stupidest member of the Gang, he is capable of rare, impressive moments of brilliance, particularly with music and engineering complex social schemes.

Charlie is portrayed by Charlie Day.

Physical AppearanceEdit

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Charlie's signature attire

Charlie's signature attire is his pajamas: a holey black t-shirt depicting a shiny black horse, and an old pair of long thermal underwear. (Though for a lot of Season 3, he kept wearing the same Bayside Tigers t-shirt).

He has unkempt hair and scruffy facial hair. He often wears old T-shirts and on his oft-worn green jacket, Charlie wears the specialty mark of a United States Navy Aviation Electronics Technician and a Ruptured Duck patch.

PersonalityEdit

Intelligence Edit

Like the others, Charlie possesses several narcissistic characteristics. He never admits ignorance on any subject, despite being ignorant of just about everything, and often acts like he knows better than others. He tends to try and demonstrate his knowledge by throwing out terms associated with the subject in question, or simply mirroring what other people are saying, without any real understanding.

When called out on his painfully obvious illiteracy and general lack of intelligence, he gets incredibly defensive and angry. He also has a problem with authority, and often ignores the gang's attempts to control his dysfunctional behavior.

Delusions of Grandeur Edit

Whenever the Gang begin a new scheme Charlie often expects to be placed in a position of authority, such as being Dennis' campaign manager in "The Gang Runs for Office" or being captain of the boat in "The Gang Buys a Boat", despite being woefully unsuited for them.

When denied something he wants, he will usually attempt to get it anyway through deceit and manipulation, never taking responsibility for the havoc he always causes as a result. This is most notably seen in his (often criminal) persistence to woo The Waitress, who refuses to give him the time of day.

Charlie's delusions of superiority and emotional volatility seem to cover up a deep-seated sense of shame and low self-esteem. His fits of rage often spring up when he senses he is being attacked, wronged or not listened to. The disproportionate amount of anger and the lengths Charlie goes to avenge himself against slights real and imagined suggest that on a subconscious level he is miserably aware and ashamed of his failings, and hates to be reminded of it.

Characters Edit

The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis

"Hoss Bonaventure" from "The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis"

Charlie has a tendency to dress up as characters and lose himself in fantasies based on movies he's seen. In some cases, a subtle reference to a movie is made without Charlie explicitly referencing the character. He has dressed up and pretended to be the following characters:

While dressing up as these individuals, Charlie often loses track of reality and literally adopts their personality and idiosyncrasies. This inability to separate fantasy from reality is a trait shared by his alleged biological father Frank, who sometimes tells stories from the movie Rambo as if they happened to him. ("Mac and Dennis: Manhunters")

For some reasons, Charlie believes himself to be very well versed in legal ceremony and practice. He claims that his specialty is "bird law" and is adamant that he be the legal representation for anyone in the Gang who is in a legal jam. ("The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis") This often means he is faced head-to-head against The Lawyer.

He also created the character Greenman and frequently dons the costume.

Schemes Edit

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Charlie and Ruby Taft in "Charlie and Dee Find Love"

Charlie will sometimes scheme to deceive the entire Gang in order to achieve his goals, especially in pursuit of the Waitress.

  • Charlie pretended he was dying of cancer in a failed attempted to get the Waitress to sleep with him. ("Charlie Has Cancer")
  • Charlie manipulates Dennis into sleeping with both Charlie and Mac's mothers in an attempt to the Waitress to sleep with him out of revenge ("Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom")
  • Charlie pretended to be in love with another woman in order to make the Waitress jealous. ("Charlie and Dee Find Love")
  • Charlie tried tricking Dee, Mac, and Frank out of their shares of the bar, but was interrupted by Dennis. ("Charlie Rules the World")

He enjoys seeing the other members of The Gang embarrassed. In "Dennis and Dee's Mom Is Dead", he is eager to have someone read to him from Dee's middle school diary so he can laugh at her difficulties as a disabled adolescent.

Patriotism Edit

Charlie Goes America

Charlie's patroitism on display in "Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass"

Charlie is intensely patriotic:

Religion Edit

Charlie is an atheist:

Early LifeEdit

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A young Charlie, in "A Very Sunny Christmas"

Parentage Edit

Charlie's real father is almost certainly Frank Reynolds. Frank had a one night stand with Charlie's mother 30 years ago. ("Dennis and Dee Get a New Dad") Frank forced Charlie's mom to have an abortion but it "didn't take" and Charlie was born three months later. Bonnie says she had to keep it a secret from Frank because he was already married to Barbara Reynolds at the time. If Frank had found out he would have made Bonnie throw him in a dumpster. ("The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby")

When Charlie was a young boy, his mom would sleep with a variety of men on Christmas Day. It is strongly implied that she had sex for money. ("A Very Sunny Christmas")

Other family Edit

Charlie has at least one younger sister who is mentioned once. Two young girls are at Charlie's intervention but neither of them speaks or is named. When Charlie mentions his sister to the McPoyles, he states that she was at the intervention they had just left. ("Charlie Got Molested")

Charlie's grandmother (Bonnie's mother) also appears at his intervention. ("Charlie Got Molested") She is never seen or heard from again in the series. 

It has been repeatedly implied that Charlie was sexually abused as a child.

  • When the McPoyle brothers claimed they were molested by Coach Murray, he had a strange reaction. He later admits he was never molested by Coach Murray to the police.
  • Later, Charlie repeatedly wrote music about the "Nightman", a spirit-like being who crawled into his room at night when he was young and takes hold of him with his "strong hands", and "fills him up". The words Charlie uses to describe his transformation into the Nightman undoubtedly describes a violent rape by a man.
  • Charlie is intensely uncomfortable around his Uncle Jack, often dodging physical contact with him. He also reacts negatively to memories of the two sharing a room when Charlie was a child.

Charlie's former sexual abuse is obvious to every character on the show except Charlie himself. While performing in Charlie's musical, most members of the Gang interprets the song as involving the rape of a small boy. Dee objects to singing her Coffee Shop Princess song as being about the molestation of a young boy. Frank interprets the Troll Toll Song as being about wanting "this boy's hole" instead of "this boy's soul". And Mac interpreted the same song to involve a rape scene, which he and Dennis worked hard to make "classy". ("The Nightman Cometh")

It is strongly suggested that the Nightman was actually Charlie's Uncle Jack. Further, the troll is almost certainly Charlie's mother, who was charging Uncle Jack rent to stay in her house. Charlie interprets this as Jack paying the "troll toll." ("The Great Recession")

Schooling Edit

1x3 Charlie dancing

When Charlie was young, his best friend was Mac. Every Christmas, they'd get together and throw rocks at trains. Charlie also began huffing glue at a very young age. ("A Very Sunny Christmas")

In eighth grade, Charlie won a dance competition to "Take My Breath Away" by the band Berlin. ("The Gang Dances Their Asses Off")

Charlie has mixed memories about how others perceived him in high school. At times he is oblivious to the fact that he wasn't considered cool. ("The Waitress Is Getting Married") Other times he remembers that he was called "Dirtgrub" and he would eat dirt to make the cool kids laugh to leave him alone. Even though Dennis and Dee also attended the same high school, they usually did not interact with Charlie. ("The High School Reunion") In high school, Charlie, Mac, and "Psycho Pete' were in a group they called "Freight Train." ("The High School Reunion")("Psycho Pete Returns")

Skills and AbilitiesEdit

Despite his apparent lack of intelligence, Charlie has displayed some unexpected skills and abilities:

  • Charlie can survive abortions. Charlie was aborted by his mother and three months later popped out "happy as a clam!" ("The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby")
  • Charlie can drink immense amounts of alcohol. He once drank 70 beers and still managed to hit a baseball with a bat, as well as hold a (very slurred) conversation. [The Gang Beats Boggs]
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Kitten Mittens video

Charlie has also directed several video productions:

Dennis and Mac frequently manipulate Charlie into tests of his fortitude, such as hitting him over the head with beer bottles and chairs, or having him tow Dennis' Range Rover through the streets of Philadelphia. They consider Charlie to be almost impossible to injure. ("Hundred Dollar Baby")

Charlie has survived Dennis running him over with a car ("Charlie Gets Crippled") and shooting him in the head ("Gun Fever").

Charlie is also surprisingly adept at concocting elaborate plans to achieve his desires. ("Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom") Similarly, he is able to correctly deduce and understand scheme that the rest of the Gang formulated and began without telling him. Simultaneously, he organizes and successfully executes an intricate plan to fraudulently pass a health inspection, all while fixing the mistakes the Gang made with their plot. His success goes entirely unnoticed by the rest of the Gang. ("Charlie Work")

He has also intricately memorized and even mapped out the air ducts and vents throughout Paddy's Pub. It is stated that Charlie sometimes seeks refuge and solitude there. It is the only access to Charlie's "bad room", in which Charlie likes to go to "be alone and break bottles". ("The Gang Gets Held Hostage")

Charlie can hold his breath for over seven minutes, just short of the world record. ("Dennis Looks Like a Registered Sex Offender")

Musical skills Edit

Frank Reynolds' Little Beauties

Charlie writes and performs a song in "Frank Reynolds' Little Beauties

Charlie is the most skilled musician in the group. He can write original music and sing it, and also has displayed skill in playing the keyboard. Charlie wrote the music and most of the lyrics to the song Dayman, and performed it with Dennis as part of their group, Electric Dream Machine ("Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person").

He also wrote an entire musical in "The Nightman Cometh", including the following original songs:

He also wrote and performed several other songs:

WeaknessesEdit

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Charlie lives in squalor. Several people have referred to his dingy apartment as a "shithole". ("The Gang Goes Jihad") His poverty is in part caused by a tendency to make "bad investments." ("Gun Fever") At one point, Charlie sells a "shit load" of his shares of Paddy's to Mac for half a sandwich. ("The Gang Sells Out")

Charlie has limited personal hygiene. Mac says that he has never seen Charlie put on deodorant, and Charlie admits that he only washes his testicles every Friday. ("The Gang Dances Their Asses Off") The Waitress also noted once that Charlie "smell[s] really bad". ("The Gang Sells Out")

Charlie often exhibits difficulty reading and writing, and is often accused of being illiterate and "retarded" by other characters. Mac even went as far as claiming "No one understands the subtleties of Charlie's retardation better than me." Charlie misread a contract that resulted in his putting the bar at risk of being lost in a contest. ("The Gang Dances Their Asses Off") He was unable to write clear lyrics for his musical and needed help from Artemis. ("The Nightman Cometh")

Charlie is sometimes unable to comprehend what people are talking about ("The Gang Recycles Their Trash"), and has a poor grasp of history and current events. He mentions that Israel is in a tough situation because of "that whole tsunami" and the "superdome thing" ("The Gang Goes Jihad") .

He is extremely prone to electric shock, having been shocked over 500 times. ("The Gang Gets Whacked (Part 1)")

Like Dee, he suffers from stage fright and becomes nauseated when performing in front of live audiences. ("Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life") He's afraid that people will boo him or hate him, and that's why he's never pursued his dreams. ("Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person") Despite these fears, however, he was able to perform in his own musical and propose to the Waitress in front of an audience. ("The Nightman Cometh")

Charlie frequently abuses inhalants such as glue, spray paint, and bathroom cleaners. ("Underage Drinking: A National Concern") ("Dennis and Dee Get a New Dad") ("The High School Reunion")

After blowing up the building next door to the bar Charlie is ordered by the court to go to Alcoholics Anonymous after telling the judge he was drunk, which was true but also in the hope that it would get him off the hook. When arriving for his first meeting Charlie enters drinking a beer. After the Waitress stops being his sponsor, Charlie responds by getting extremely drunk before refereeing a children' basketball game. ("The Gang Gives Back")

Charlie can't leave Philadelphia unless he is unconscious ("The Gang Gets Stranded in the Woods") ("The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore").

Drugs

In addition, Charlie has abused or been addicted to:

RelationshipsEdit

See also:

Romantic Edit

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Charlie breaking into the Waitress' apartment in "The D.E.N.N.I.S. System"

Charlie has had little success in dating, and spends much of his spare time stalking the Waitress. He has even hired a spy to watch the Waitress. ("Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life") He goes to great lengths to win her over, in spite of her declarations that she will never be interested in him, and even her 50 foot restraining order. ("Charlie and Dee Find Love")

Charlie seems to believe that the relationship he has with The Waitress is normal, and the way that a relationship is supposed to go. When he tells Ruby Taft that he was merely using her to make The Waitress jealous, he says, after noting she banged him "almost immediately", that "a quality woman doesn't do that: she doesn't say 'yes' right away - she says 'no' to a man, for years, like ten years." ("Charlie and Dee Find Love") However, the Waitress herself could barely be referred as "quality woman" this way, given how she banged Dennis so quickly. ("Charlie Has Cancer")

BangsEdit

Sun-li

Sun-Li

Charlie presumably lost his virginity to Stacy Corvelli in high school. She shows up a decade or so later and tricks him into thinking he fathered her son, Tommy. Tommy is actually the son of another high school classmate, Jimmy Doyle. ("Charlie Wants an Abortion") A deleted scene in the Season Five DVD hints that Stacy is the only woman he has ever slept with until that point, and that it may have been a traumatic experience for him.

Until Season Eight, Charlie was the only member of The Gang who had not had sex during the present time of the series. His relationship with Ruby Taft broke this "record" ("Charlie and Dee Find Love").

Charlie and Dee Reynolds make out, and possibly have sex, after forming a close relationship writing Def Poetry ("The Gang Misses the Boat").

He has come close to banging several women:

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Charlie and Janelle

  • Janelle Jenkins - He dated Janelle to prove to The Waitress that he was not a racist, and Janelle was legitimately interested in him. ("The Gang Gets Racist")
  • The Waitress - Mac and Dennis paid her to sleep with Charlie, but he didn't make a move on her. ("Charlie Has Cancer") Later, he wasn't quick enough to say a word to her when she claimed "I'm gonna bang the next person who talks to me" before Schmitty popped in. ("The High School Reunion, Part 2: The Gang's Revenge")
  • Prostitutes - it was not shown whether or not Charlie banged one or more prostitutes when partying with Frank's money. Mac affirmed that "...services have already been rendered." ("Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare")
  • Sun-Li - Sun-Li followed him home and moved into his apartment, but he didn't even kiss her, though they were briefly engaged. Charlie later discovered that she was only 12 years old. ("The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation")
  • Painted girls at fraternity - two girls painted Charlie and Mac, and were going to let them return the favor before showering together to wash the paint off (presumably leading to sex). But before Charlie and Mac could paint them back, the heads of the fraternity kicked them out. ("The Gang Reignites the Rivalry")

Self-love Edit

Charlie has been caught masturbating by several members of the gang. Dee caught him masturbating to Dennis' cartoon drawings of large breasted women. ("The Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty Magoo") She also accused him of stealing Dennis' erotic memoir in order to masturbate to its pictures. ("Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life") Frank also mentioned that he likes to hide inside of the apartment couch in order to catch Charlie "pounding off". ("A Very Sunny Christmas") When Charlie reveals to Frank that he awoke to him doing some "pretty frantic research of [his] own" one night, Frank countered by saying that the two could go "tit-for-tat on that one". ("Mac Is a Serial Killer")

Legal Edit

Charlie and Frank get married so Charlie can benefit from Frank's medical insurance and so Frank can rest secure that Charlie would not pull the plug if Frank fell into a coma. ("Mac Fights Gay Marriage")

TriviaEdit

ImagesEdit

See also: Category:Images of Charlie Kelly

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