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Charlie Kelly's illiteracy is a major theme in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Charlie often exhibits difficulty reading and writing, and is often accused of being illiterate or dyslexic by other characters. Mac even went as far as claiming "No one understands the subtleties of Charlie's retardation better than me." (The Gang Gets Held Hostage)

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Season TwoEdit

  • Charlie was unable to read his job on the paper after blowing up building (The Gang Goes Jihad), so he got Mac to read it for him. "Interstate" and "sanitation." (The Gang Gives Back)
  • Charlie wrote an incoherent script for Dennis' TV commercial: "Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so do.". (The Gang Runs for Office)
  • Charlie can not read a note left by Frank: Charlie: "Okay meet... it starts out meet... um" Dennis: (takes note) "Meet me in the parking garage. Frank. you clearly have a learning disability dude.". (The Gang Runs for Office)

Season ThreeEdit

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Season FourEdit

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  • Charlie wrote a sign to help sell the Gang's gasoline. His sign gave prices for "UNLED'D" (with the N backwards), "PREMEM" and "DEASEL". (The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis)
  • Some fans have suggested that Charlie's freakout over Pepe Silvia (Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack) might be due to him not being able to read the word Pennsylvania. Though others point out that Mac says "Not only do all of these people exist, but they have been asking for their mail on a daily basis". Though Charlie mistaking the address for a name might be a possibility if the letters were all for different people.
  • Charlie was unable to write clear lyrics to his musical, and needed help from Artemis. (The Nightman Cometh)

Season FiveEdit

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  • Charlie turned on the CLOSED sign in front of the bar every morning, because he believed it says COORS. (The Great Recession)
  • Charlie does not know the meaning of the word "illiteracy". (The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention)
  • Charlie's Kitten Mittens commercial was entitled KITTEN MITTONS. (Paddy's Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens)
  • Charlie was unable to read a carnival sign in front of the Waitress that said, "SpeedPitch: HOW FAST CAN YOU THROW?" (The D.E.N.N.I.S. System)
  • In a somewhat surprising moment of literacy, Charlie manages to write a perfectly formed "H" on a box he has put a hornet's nest, even though he is writing on the side of the box facing away from him, forcing him to write backwards and upside down in relation to him. (It's also a bit striking that he knows that the word "hornet" begins with an "H") In that same episode, however, his difficulty with language raises its head again, as he cannot understand the word "philanthropist" and ends up telling his date that he is a "full-on rapist." (The Waitress is Getting Married)

Season SixEdit

  • Charlie tries to search the internet for the word "hockey" but insists that the keyboard has no "H" key. (Mac's Big Break)

Season SevenEdit

  • The question that Charlie wrote for Chardee MacDennis reads as follows: "Dennis is asshole. Why Charlie hate?" (the answer being, of course, "Because Dennis is a bastard man.") Charlie denies that he wrote it, but Mac says it has to be him, because "How many illiterates are there here?" (Chardee MacDennis: The Game of Games)

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QuotesEdit

Charlie: You got that script I wrote? Grab that script.
Dennis: I've been meaning to speak to you about this. I can't read these words. They're not in the right order.
Charlie: It's good.
Dennis: I think you might be dyslexic bro. I'm not reading this.
Charlie: No, no, no, no!
Dennis: I think you might be dyslexic.
Charlie: Just read it once!
Dennis: Ok... you want me to read the script?
Charlie: Yes... and action!
Dennis: I'll read the words you wrote. "Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so do." This doesn't make any sense!
Charlie: Alright... then just say whatever you want.
Season Two, The Gang Runs for Office

Dee: [about the dance 'contest'] Place, Paddy's Pub. Time, Saturday. Date, with Charlie Kelly. Prize... PADDY'S PUB?
Dennis: Whoa, dude, you put the bar up as a prize?
Charlie: No, I listed it in the 'Pride' section, the place where you list what you take pride in.
Dee: That's a 'Z', Charlie!
Frank: Didn't you read that goddamn thing?
Charlie: I gave it a once-over!
Mac: Oh, that's it! Your illiteracy has screwed us again!
Season Three, The Gang Dances Their Asses Off

Charlie: Oh, shit. Look at that door, dude. You see that door right there, the one marked "Pirate"? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked "Private". Is that the door you're talking about?
Season Three, The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation

Charlie: I see what you're saying. I could go for some wood.
Mac: Uh, no, we're saying 'wooed'.
Charlie: Yeah, cool. We'll get some wood, we'll build something cool, then we'll go get the money.
Dennis: That doesn't have anything to do with what we're talking about, Charlie. We're talking about being wooed by this corporate guy...
Charlie: How are you going to be wood?
Season Three, The Gang Sells Out

Dennis: (referring to his memoir) Charlie, what the hell were you doing with it?
Dee: Well, uh, since he can't read, I'm guessing he was masturbating to your pictures.
Season Four, Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life

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