This song was written by Cormac Bluestone & Charlie Day.
- I was that little boy,
- That little baby boy was me.
- I once was a boy,
- but now I am a man.
- I fought The Nightman, lived as Dayman,
- now I'm here to ask for your hand,
- so if you want to marry men,
- will you marry me?
- Will you come on stage and join me,
- in this thing called matrimony?
- Please say yes and do not bone me.
- Please just marry me!