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Artemis Dubois
Artemis Dubois
Portrayed by Artemis Pebdani
Alias "Bleached Asshole"
"Renaissance Woman"
"The sassy one who always plays
by her own rules"
Relationship Frank Reynolds (sex buddy)
Ben Smith (brief dating)
Job Aspiring Actress
Images of Artemis Dubois
Artemis Dubois Quotes

Artemis Dubois is Dee's friend from acting class. She also happens to be Dee's only friend, even though they really don't seem to like each other. Artemis is very outgoing sexually and makes strong-handed moves on men. She was briefly involved in a relationship with Frank Reynolds and upon meeting Dennis for the first time, licked his face.

Artemis is a recurring character and has appeared in each season. She is portrayed by Artemis Pebdani.

She has a bleached asshole.

PersonalityEdit

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"Charlie Has Cancer"
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Artemis is overly serious about her acting craft and displays bizarre habits and outbursts. Artemis was also responsible for translating Charlie's notes for "The Nightman Cometh" into a legible format.

Artemis is very open about her sexuality. Artemis often offers to perform in the nude, even when it is unnecessary. ("Charlie Has Cancer") Artemis has a notable appearance in the episode "Who Pooped the Bed?", in which she announces to a crowded nightclub that she has a "bleached asshole" and that she is going to attract men by taking off her bra in order to "blast my nips".

Artemis takes great interest in many of the Gang's doings. She hangs around because she is either actually concerned about their objectives or simply entertained by their absurd antics. ("Who Pooped the Bed?")

She smokes marijuana. ("Frank Reynolds' Little Beauties") She has tried unsuccessfully to smoke it with Sweet Dee. ("Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass")

Character HistoryEdit

Season OneEdit

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"Charlie Has Cancer"
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When the gang assumes Charlie is going to die of cancer, Dee brings Artemis in to audition to be a "Coyote Ugly"-style bartender for Paddy's. Dennis is immediately upset at seeing her appearance and attitude, but she continues to perform her acting routine on top of the bar, ending with licking Dennis' face. ("Charlie Has Cancer")

Season TwoEdit

Dee recruits Artemis to join her in a street theatre piece outside Paddy's, which is brought to a crashing halt when Charlie runs off the crowd who has gathered to watch. ("Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass")

Season ThreeEdit

Frank sees a vision of Artemis in the toilet of the McPoyle family's RV while he is tripping on acid. ("The Gang Gets Invincible")

Season FourEdit

Artemis joins Dee and The Waitress on a "Sex And the City"-night out on the town, but her behavior isn't quite what Dee was hoping for, as Artemis keeps ordering drinks with "bomb" in the name rather than the Cosmo that Dee thinks she should get, announces that she is going to "take [her] top off and blast [her] nips", and then, as a capper, tells a couple of "hotties" that come to their table the immortal line: "Name's Artemis. I have a bleached asshole" (she defends herself by noting "They were gonna find out anyway"). Later, she gives her own, rather complicated, theory of who pooped in Frank and Charlie's bed. ("Who Pooped the Bed?")

Artemis assists Charlie in directing his play, and transcribes the play from the bizarre series of images that he "wrote" to actual words. ("The Nightman Cometh")

Season FiveEdit

Artemis is a guest at a bachelorette party Dee throws for The Waitress. At the party, she and Frank -- who are involved in a sexual relationship based on food fetish play -- engage in very public displays of affection, feeding each other food out of Dee's refrigerator. Wnen Frank asks if Dee has any bacon bits he can put in Artemis' hair "so that they rain down on me when we bang", Artemis says it makes her feel "like a Cobb salad". Later on, during the party itself, Artemis talks about how Brad had a "pizza face" during high school, which led both Dee and The Waitress, among others, to dump him. Later, Frank and Artemis leave the party to go "get sweaty in a Wendy's bathroom", but Frank later reveals that "something I did with the onions TO MYSELF" bummed Artemis out and has, presumably, ended their relationship for a while. ("The Waitress is Getting Married")

When Dee sees that Ben, the soldier she has been corresponding with as "Desert Rose", is in a wheelchair, Dee denies that she is Desert Rose, and tells him that Artemis is actually a Desert Rose (though she was dressed rather as the "Desert Grape"). When it turns out that Ben was in a wheelchair temporarily, due to a knee injury, Dee tries to get him back. ("The Gang Wrestles for the Troops")

Season SixEdit

After the rest of the Gang leaves Dee tied to Charlie and Frank's bed, meaning she will miss the Josh Groban concert she so desperately wanted to see, she hears a message Artemis is leaving for Frank, saying "Tell Dee to get her ass down here" and that "Groban is feeling frisky." ("Mac's Mom Burns Her House Down")

Artemis was a guest at the Halloween party where the Gang thinks Dee got impregnated. Frank and Artemis have apparently resumed their food-fetish based relationship by having sex in a dumpster behind a Wendy's (and both of them start to describe something that they did with a hamburger bun, which no one else wants to hear). She makes out with Charlie to make Frank jealous. In her retelling of the events of the party, Artemis says that she heard Mac and Dee having sex, which makes Mac reluctantly confess he banged Margaret McPoyle. ("Who Got Dee Pregnant?")

Season SevenEdit

Artemis works the sound board at the "Frank's Little Beauties" pageant (when Dee questioned why her, Mac says she's about the only one they can get, and "we don't have a very deep bench"). Artemis smokes pot throughout the entire pageant. When Benjamin's father comes over objecting to the shirtless dance he is doing for the pageant, Artemis rather brusquely shoos him away. It becomes all too clear that she doesn't actually know how to run the board, however, when she cannot figure out how to keep Frank's musings on how he doesn't care what happens to his body after he dies off the PA. ("Frank Reynolds' Little Beauties")

Season EightEdit

Artemis applies makeup to Bonnie Kelly before she gives a speech at the "beef & beer" that The Gang is having to raise money for her treatment for cancer, attempting to make her look sicker than she actually is to play on the sympathy of the crowd. When Charlie admonishes Artemis for smoking around his mother even though she (supposedly) has lung cancer, Artemis points out that she is not smoking tobacco. It's not actually said what she is smoking, but you should be able to figure that out for yourself. ("Charlie's Mom Has Cancer")

Season NineEdit

As part of their effort to win an award for Paddy's, Frank and Artemis decide to put on a "burlesque show" at Paddy's. All we see of this show, however, is Frank straddling Artemis' lap and yelling at her to "get the bottle out." It's not explained where the bottle is, exactly, but, unfortunately, you can probably guess. ("The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award")

Artemis plays the priest at the wedding of Riggs and Murtaugh's daughter, complete with fake beard. ("The Gang Makes Lethal Weapon 6")

AppearancesEdit


RelationshipsEdit

Artemis has dated the following people:

NotesEdit

QuotesEdit

Mini-Artemis Dubois   (before she gave Charlie a kiss) I'm insanely high on mescaline!..

Season Six, Who Got Dee Pregnant?

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